Friday, February 02, 2007

You may be addicted to Scrapbooking if...

I can't remember where I found this, but it's pretty funny...because I am addicted to scrapbooking!


Warning Signs That You May Be Addicted to Scrapbooking by Nicole Humphrey.

1. If you write to the friendly folks at Cropper Hopper to suggest a 2000 square foot tote transportable only by tractor trailer... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

2. If you tried to bribe the school principal to let your unborn child have a graduation diploma early because you found the best page embellishments on sale this week...you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

3. If you use 40 rolls of film to capture those special moments at home during a 24-hour period... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

4. If you keep over half your supplies hidden in the trunk of the car while simultaneously hiding the keys from your husband... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

5. If you force all 45 members of your extended family to sit on Santa's lap at the mall because it would be a great scrapbook page... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

6. If you refuse to take your child to the emergency room without grabbing your camera first... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

7. If have tried to explain the benefits of skipping meals to save more money for scrapbook supplies... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

8. If you carry one camera for black and white photos, one for panoramic, one for 3-D photos, and one for color close-ups with you to the grocery store... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

9. If you're now wondering why you don't have a 3-D camera... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

10. If your idea of a dream date is a man who loves to hammer your eyelets and refill your Hermafix ... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

11. If you try to glue your child's tooth back into his mouth because you want a better "before and after" page ... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

12. If you refuse to take any more pictures, even at your daughter's wedding, because you need to catch up on the ones you have first... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

13. If you are considering hiring professional writers to do your journaling... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

14. If you think that you must take your scrapbook supplies with you for a romantic weekend away... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

15. If the only recipes you collect any more are crop snacks... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

16. If own 8 different tools that cut a perfect circle... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

17. If you have figured out how to scrapbook while driving your car... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

18. If your kids know the only way they can participate in anything is to agree to have Mom there taking pictures... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

19. If you believe Becky Higgins should have her own cable channel... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

20. If your career aspirations include selling punchies and paper piecings on eBay... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

21. If you think it makes sense to leave tags on new clothes because you are going to return them right after you take the pictures of your kids wearing them... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

22. If you falsely report your child missing so that you can get the digital enhancements of how they'd look ten years from now from the police department... you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

2 comments:

Tami said...

Those are very funny! I can almost see some of us doing a few of those things.

sweetktea said...

Me too!!!